There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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