have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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