Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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