Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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