where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We had sex on a dog bed..
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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