I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I didn't notice because vodka
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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