Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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