white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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