And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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