Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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