That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The air taste purple.
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