Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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