So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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