is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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