The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
3 2 1 whiskey
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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