I just cut my nipple shaving
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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