Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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