And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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