I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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