It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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