so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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