Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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