Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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