please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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