Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there was a trapeze. enough said
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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