just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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