i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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