Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
it's like heaven, but drunker
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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