Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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