From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Found your dick twin last night
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
