Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well I can't set my house on fire every night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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