Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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