So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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