Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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