he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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