Plan B is the new Plan A
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
