C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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