Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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