just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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