The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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