Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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