She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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