Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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