belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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