is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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