at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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