Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he was CRYING into my vagina
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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