Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize