it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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