If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So squirting runs in the family.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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