tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
as a side note pls kill me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
