i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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