Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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