She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
