this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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