i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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